Doctor And Pappu
Doctor And Pappu
Doctor to patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Pappu : Doctor saheb Pehle se zyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Are Pappu ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li
thi kya.
Pappu : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Pappu : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Pappu : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet
me dala tha k nai?
Pappu : Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor : Kyon?
Pappu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Pappu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band
rakhna.
Doctor : Tera ilaj main nai kar sakta.
Pappu : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
NeW InnOvative CreatiOns
[1] Bladeless Fan
Dyson fans use Air Multiplier technology to draw
in air and amplify it. With no blades or grille,
they are safe and easy to clean.
[2] Two Way Toothpaste
Two way toothpaste is ideal for those who get
angry with their partner for squeezing the
toothpaste from the front.
[3] Infinite USB
Innovative USB plug designed to act as
a USB hub when plugged in.
[4] Sixpack Bottle Carrier
It can safely transport up to six beer,
soft drink, or water bottles.
[5] Greenbo Rail Planter
Simply place your Greenbo planter on your
railing, deck or fence. State of the art
unique design assures its secure fit and
stability.
[6] Innovative Sewing Needle
With a bit of pressure, the loop eye of
Big Eye Needle expands to the size of
a button hole -
making threading a cinch!
[7] Butter Stick
Butter on a stick from Japan will make
a great addition to any kitchen.
[8] Upstanding Toothbrush
When the toothbrush is set down, it will sway
momentarily until it reaches a balanced position -
just like a tumble doll.
Facebook's 'Gmail killer' Site set to launch
Facebook's 'Gmail killer': Site set to
launch its own email service to take on Google
Mark Zuckerberg is expected to unveil
a new Facebook email service
Facebook is set to launch its own email
service to rival Google’s Gmail and Mircrosfot’s Hotmail.
The social networking site - which boasts more
than 500 million users worldwide - will host a
special event in San Francisco later today.
According to technology website TechCrunch,
Facebook will tonight unveil a full-fledged
web email product, which is being referred
to within Facebook as a ‘Gmail-killer.’
There are also rumours that all Facebook users
will be given a ‘facebook.com’ email address
as part of the new concept which is known as
'Project Titan'.
At the moment Facebook users are able to
contact one another by either posting on
each other's wall or by Facebook's own
internal messaging service.
Project Titan is expected to be a revamp
of the existing messaging as well as a fully
functional ,stand-alone email client
just like Gmail or Hotmail.
Eden Zoller, principal analyst at Ovum, said:
'An email service from Facebook makes a lot of sense.
'It has a huge base of 500 million users
that already love to communicate and share,
and Facebook is giving them richer ways to
do this through virtual gifts, games,
location and even voice thanks to the
recent integration deal with Skype.
'Adding email to the mix is a logical step
and Facebook could tap into user data to
provide an attractive, highly personalised
service. You would also expect it to push
mobile features given its big move in
this direction. '
The move will certainly alarm Facebook's
nearest rivals such as Yahoo and Google.
The press conference this evening in
San Francisco comes amid an ongoing row
between Google and Facebook. Last week,
Google began blocking a Facebook feature
that allows users to automatically import
Gmail contact data into the social
networking service.
Google accused Facebook of siphoning up
Google data without allowing for the automatic
import and export of Facebook users' information.
They are also increasingly vying for engineering
talent in Silicon Valley. This week, Google
internally announced plans to boost salaries
by 10 percent, according to media reports,
in a move viewed as an effort to staunch an
exodus of engineers and managers to Facebook.
Google has banned Facebook from importing its
users' e-mail contacts, a move it says it
made because Facebook refused to allow the
export of contact and friend data from
within user profiles.
The expected announcement by Facebook comes
as former internet big-hitter AOL is opening
the doors to its new web-based e-mail program,
code-named Project Phoenix, for a limited
number of users. Starting next year, anyone
will be able to sign up for access to a
beta test site.
The Project Phoenix inbox page was designed
to make it easier to fire off a quick email,
text or instant message with just a few clicks
on a ‘quick bar’ at the top of the page.
People can also send short replies directly from
the inbox page, without having to click on a
message first. The new design displays thumbnails
of recent photo attachments at a glance,
and lets people toggle between several
open e-mails at a time.
When someone is reading an e-mail with pictures
attached, the photos will also show up as
thumbnails next to the message.
Addresses in the body of the e-mail will
trigger the system to display a map from
AOL's Mapquest on the right-hand side,
with the option to click for directions.
Project Phoenix lets people link up their
email accounts on services from Microsoft
Yahoo and Google. In future versions,
AOL also plans to pull in Twitter,
Facebook and LinkedIn messages.
Memory Stick vs. Flash Drive
Q-The USB MEMORY STICK is an amazing little thing,
and so handy! My question? I have copied and pasted
documents from My Documents without any problems.
But from everything I read, you should download
software in order to move this information from
the computer to the USB Drive. So how am
I doing it without software?
Ans: You may have been reading about Memory Sticks
put out by Sony. These devices aren't the same as a
USB flash drive, which are also sometimes referred
to as a memory stick. The Sony Memory Sticks are
commonly used in digital cameras, camcorders,
and cell phones for adding more storage.
Many computers do require software to be
downloaded for reading a specific type of
Memory Stick. There are multiple kinds that
Sony manufactures for different digital storage needs.
Once the proper software has been obtained and
downloaded onto your personal computer,
any images or audio files contained on the
Memory Stick can be transferred to your
computer and saved for later use. However,
if you have a VAIO laptop computer, this
software is already included. Since VAIO
is manufactured by Sony, they decided to
make it easily compatible with their
Memory Stick products.
When transferring data from a computer,
using a flash drive is the common method.
A USB memory stick, or flash drive as some
people refer to them, is simply an external
storage device that can be easily plugged into
a functional USB port on a computer. They
have taken the place of the floppy disk,
which was used to transfer data files from one
computer system to another. Memory sticks are
much smaller than floppy disks and less likely to
become damaged, due to their compact size.
They come in a range of storage options,
with as little as 128MB to well over 200GB.
The data transferring process is much faster
with flash drives as well. USB drives are mass
storage devices that are supported by many
of the popular operating systems today;
Linux, Mac OS X, Unix-like systems, and Windows.
Flash drives don't have any mechanical movement
that takes place inside, nor do they require
batteries to operate. However, despite a lack
of moving parts or batteries, memory sticks
don't last forever. The USB connector tends
to last for an average of 1,500 connect
and disconnect cycles.
There are also two different types of cell levels;
single and multiple. Single-level cells, or SLC flash
drives, have one bit of data contained in each cell.
This allows the drive to be able to write at a
fast speed, use little power, and have a higher
endurance. SLC memory sticks tend to last for
about 100,000 writes. The multi-level cells or
MLC memory sticks, only last for around 10,000
writes, due to multiple bits stored in each cell.
Having a denser storage system makes these
devices cheaper than the SLC drives, but they
also don't last as long as the single-level cell flash drives.
People who have an older version of Windows will
probably need to download a driver, in order for their
computer to read a USB memory stick.
Windows Vista, XP, 2000, and ME all have generic
drivers included in the operating system.
A few manufacturers of flash drives offer a
CD for users of Windows 98. This disc enables
a driver to be downloaded onto the computer,
making it possible for any USB drive to be read.
Besides flash drives, this disc also allows
computers with Windows 98 to read USB
hard drives, MP3 players, digital cameras
and camcorders, as well as Sony PSPs.
If the flash drive doesn't come with a CD for
downloading a driver compatible with
Windows 98, then the website of most larger
flash drive producing companies will have
downloads available on their homepage.
Even though additional software doesn't need
to be downloaded for newer operating systems,
some people run into other obstacles when
using a flash drive. Some older computers
only have one flash drive, which might be
occupied by a printer or another much
needed external device. There are hubs
that can be purchased for plugging in
multiple USB devices. These are plugged into
one USB port, thus providing a hub of at
least 4 additional USB ports for plugging
in all sorts of devices.
Due to the usage of the words Memory Stick
as a generic term, there is often much confusion
between a flash drive and the actual Memory Stick
products produced by Sony. In short,
most operating systems found in computers
allow the computer to easily transfer data
to and from a USB flash drive, without the
need for any additional downloads.
Hopefully, this has cleared up any confusion
you had about why your USB memory stick
was working so efficiently with your computer.
