GENDER SWAPPING

GENDER SWAPPING


A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.

And further jealous of her, as she received lot of
Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

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"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours 
while my wife merely stays at home. 
I want her to know what I go through. 
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!"

Poof!!!
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

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The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,

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cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,

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Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,

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Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, 
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

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Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

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Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries,

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Paid the bills and balanced the check book...

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He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1.00pm

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And he hurried to make the beds...

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...do the laundry...

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vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor...

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...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an 
argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and...

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...got the kids organized to do their homework. Then,

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set up the ironing board and watched
 TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30pm,

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he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad...

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...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,

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He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher...

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...Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 9.00pm,

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He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, 
he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning,
he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

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"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. 
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. 
Please, Oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and 
I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. 
You'll just have to wait NINE MONTHS, though. 
You got pregnant last night."

FOR THOSE WHOM YOU CARE

1) Mobile

Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, 
the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. 
Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), 
because if you use the right one it may 
affect brain directly. 
This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.


2) APPY FIZZ
Do not drink APPY FIZZ . 
It contains cancer causing
agent.


3) Mentos
Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke 
or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately 
as the mixture becomes cyanide. 


4) Kurkure
Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
report from Times of India


5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous
* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Co some
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.
Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.


6) Cotton Ear Buds

Cotton Ear Buds... Please do not show sympathy to people 
selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... 
Just wanted to warn you people not to buy 
those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. 
It's made from cotton that has already been used 
in hospitals. They take all the dirty,
 blood and pus filled cotton, wash it,
 bleach it and use it to make ear buds.
 So, unless you want
to become the first person in the world to get 
Herpes Zoster Oticus
(a viral infection of the inner,  middle, and external ear)
of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, 
DON'T BUY THEM! 
Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ....... 
Please forward to all your near and dear
ones....!

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TruE LovE FuN


TO MY DEAR WIFE
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During the past year I have tried to 
make love to you 365 times.fun12
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an 
average of once every ten days.fun12
The following is a list of why 
I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tiredfun12
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleepfun12
22 times you had a headachefun12
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the monthfun12
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdofun12
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, 
the activity was not satisfactory because:fun12
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finishedfun12
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because 
I felt you move
KEEP READING..... ..
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
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I think you have things a little confused. 
Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried 
to screw the catfun12fun12
36 times you did not come home at allfun12 
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and 
someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking 
about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas 
while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, 
baseball, etc. on TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed 
and were screwing the sheets.fun12
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, 
what I said was, 
"Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"fun12
The time you felt me move was because 
you farted fun12and I was trying to breathe.fun12
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or 
say "I love you."
This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday,
wish for a good weekfun12
If you read this on a Monday, 
wish for moneyfun12
If you read this on a Tuesday, 
wish for lovefun12
If you read this on a Wednesday, 
wish for successfun12
If you read this on a Thursday, 
wish for anything you wantfun12
If you read this on a Friday, 
wish for a really hot datefun12fun12
If you read this on a Saturday, 
wish for an important phone callfun12
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it 
or your wish won't come true.
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