Then you`re on your own
1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands
of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she's coming down the street,
across the room, or up the stairs to meet you,
walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades
when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you
introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed,
beautiful woman walks by.
7. Call her when you're feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.
11. If she's crying on the phone, go over to her place.
Immediately.
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and
**** between her legs.
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names.
14. Buy her your favourite rock album
of all time on vinyl.
15. Order coffee for her, remembering
exactly how she likes it.
16. Undress her and put her to bed
when she falls asleep in the car.
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does.
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything.
19. When she's feeling insecure,
stare into her eyes and tell her there
is no-one in the world who could
be as right for you as she is.
20. Call her just before you get on the plane.
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor.
22. Try desperately to make her
laugh when she's feeling down.
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live.
Pay more attention to her than to the game.
24. Touch her arm when you leave the
table to go to the bathroom.
Touch her again when you come back.
25. Shave just before you see her. She'll notice.
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard.
27. Worship her breasts.
28. Give her jewellery.
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out
of the shower. (The second one is for her hair.)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work.
31. Keep her favourite cereal on hand.
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her.
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up.
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire.
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you.
36. Read her a story when it's her turn to
drive during a long road trip.
37. Offer to fix something at her place
that you realise is broken.
38. Notice when she's wearing something new.
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall.
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most
die-hard bachelor buddies.
41. If she's too stressed to want sex...
a. Run a bath for her.
b. Give her a full-body massage.
c. Ask if she wants to wrestle
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