Husband and Wife


  
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means,
    With Idiot For Ever
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    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one everyday.
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    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
    Pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you
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    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
    Husband: You should have known it the minute
    I asked you to marry me.
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    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
    So I bought 3 movie tickets.
    Wife: Why Three?
    Husband: For you and your parents
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    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
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    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
    You know, I was a fool when I married you.
    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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