1.Only The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES,
she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong,
it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize
immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time..
9. The Male must never change his mind without
the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to
be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times,
unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances,
let the Male know whether
she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the
mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what
the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES,
it is because he can't take the heat,
lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.
16. Any attempt to document THE RULES
could result in bodily harm.
17. If the Male, at any time,
believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
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