TruE LovE FuN


TO MY DEAR WIFE
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During the past year I have tried to 
make love to you 365 times.fun12
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an 
average of once every ten days.fun12
The following is a list of why 
I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tiredfun12
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleepfun12
22 times you had a headachefun12
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the monthfun12
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdofun12
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, 
the activity was not satisfactory because:fun12
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finishedfun12
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because 
I felt you move
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
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I think you have things a little confused. 
Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried 
to screw the catfun12fun12
36 times you did not come home at allfun12 
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and 
someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking 
about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas 
while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching football, 
baseball, etc. on TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed 
and were screwing the sheets.fun12
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, 
what I said was, 
"Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"fun12
The time you felt me move was because 
you farted fun12and I was trying to breathe.fun12
Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.
This game has been played since 1996.
You must send this letter to 7 people.
On the 5th day someone will ask you out or 
say "I love you."
This is not a joke.
It has worked for many years.
If you break the chain,
you will have bad luck with guys/girls forever.
This is just for future readers.
This began in 1996,not much of a past, but it works.
So here are the rules:
If you read this on a Sunday,
wish for a good weekfun12
If you read this on a Monday, 
wish for moneyfun12
If you read this on a Tuesday, 
wish for lovefun12
If you read this on a Wednesday, 
wish for successfun12
If you read this on a Thursday, 
wish for anything you wantfun12
If you read this on a Friday, 
wish for a really hot datefun12fun12
If you read this on a Saturday, 
wish for an important phone callfun12
Send this to seven people (after you make a wish).
Make sure it is sent as soon as you read it 
or your wish won't come true.
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